Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Reblog this you little shits.
Always reblog.
Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death
Answer: The poison was in the ice
Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture
Answer: There is no mail on Sundays
ngl I thought the answer to the last one was the cook because preparing breakfast at a time like that sounds a tad bit too much like cannibalism but ok
Kinda hate how the answers are on the post cause now i cant brag I had the answers while there was 53257 replies of people not getting it
He looks so concerned about everything. (photos by egzo)
Previously: Albert the Angry Sheep Cat
His name fits him perfectly
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
my whole life has been a lie
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW
so if im in love with someone does that make it a
chemical romance
not anymore
get out
bullshitfilledbastard